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A world where everything is asymmetrical.

lol human nature??? I wish that COVID-19 would just disappear

And that was 2 days ago, and I've done marginally more studying for my exam tomorrow 🙃 help Granted, it's a cheap Chinese replica, with no functionality that tears when you take it out of the carcinogenic packaging. I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Granted, I get what you wish for. I wish I had the motivation to study more.

Oh yeah just for laughs is the best. Granted, you become half pikachu, half donkey, 100% monstrosity. Also, people leave you hanging like the lady did to the cop in the video all the time. I wish I never needed to sleep, meaning there are no negative repercussions to avoiding rest, but I can...

They are! In an alternate universe where your reality is there RPs. I wish I could shape shift.

Granted, it's basically slavery with extra steps. The pokemon refuse to fight and "faint" for our entertainment, serve as sentient food sources or act as free labour; they rebel and easily overthrow their human overlords. Congratulations, you're responsible for ending humanity. I wish I had...

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Granted, anyone who "crosses you" in any shape or form gets the electric chair. Your mom tells you to clean your room while you're in the middle of something? Boom, chair. Your friend accidentally spills his drink on you? Boom, chair. Everyone you are close to is bound to trip up at some point...

Granted, your name automatically changes to Karen and you sport the classic Karen platinum bob cut. Also, my manager says the exact same thing I said, ITS STORE POLICY MA'AM! I wish that Robin Williams was still alive.

Granted, and so begins the endless chain of wishes that accomplishes absolutely nothing. I wish I could shape shift.

Granted, but your harem pesters you to no end, ensuring your demise in a short span of 2 weeks from over-exhaustion. I wish that I could quick save and load in my daily life, as many times as I wanted to, with no repercussions.

At the time of your wish, you weren't persuasive enough to get me to grant the wish. Better luck next time tho! I wish I could freely control the weather in a zone 5 meters around me.

Cow

Granted, the only controls you have are to turn them on or off. But you don't really get the chance to use the on function much since there are very few brain-dead people kept on life support. I wish I could control the flow of time, just by thinking of the desired speed in my mind.

What's your wish tho? 🤔 I wish that you had a wish.

Ah, so like all the way through

🤔 what are the downsides? Also wish to corrupt please

Granted, you build muscles in super weird places, ie face and neck muscles. I wish I had better eyesight.