I would shoot myself because I can't handle the stress
A trolley is rolling down the track. If it continues along its current path, it will run over 5 innocent people, but will also do an insane loop-de-loop. You can divert the trolley onto another track but then it won't do the insane...
"Hey I just got ganked for the third time, can the support buy wards?"
"Callate, tu eres muy retardo jajajajajajajajaja"
"Hey, I'm the carry on the team, and you're the support. Can you let me have some farm instead of AFK killing the creeps?"
"сосать мой пенис нуб"
- Dota 2