We went to the same college together, and I always stumbled over my words when I talked to her. Eventually I even said, "Your shirt is... very much a shirt." Embarrassed, I was going to run away, but she laughed and asked me out herself. It was the best surprise ever.
X-Men Origins!!!
"Whatever you've got planned, forget it! ... I'm 904 years old. ... I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness, and you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Ok, carry on... just a... general... warning..."
(I removed some of the quote because it would have made...
Sometimes torture is the only way to show someone your love. It was only after the right eye was gone that he finally confessed his true feelings for me.
I'll turn you into a carp, because... carp.
(...Somebody push me off a cliff.)
(I would have made a fandom reference but I'm too brain dead to think of a good one.)