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@Yhmera Nice. I'd throw in oaxaca, if I can find it. Live in the country. Kind of hard to find certain ingredients. And that blended cheese ain't bad! I remember blending canned green enchilada sauce, garlic, and jarred jalapenos together, throwing it over eggs and bacon wrapped in a tortilla...

[I scared the dog by laughing out loud at your post.] Failception. Leonardo DiCaprio tells you you've went too deep. Fundamental cosmic laws are rewritten, nothing has meaning anymore, the universe has become an ephemeral swirling miasma of chaos where everything lacks definition and defined...

You realize you're in Russia, where wall climbs you. I try to sneeze and fart at the same time, but I roll a 1.

Oh wow. That's actually a damned good recipe. Sort of a healthier take on sarmales. My grandma used to make sarmales all the time, rest her soul. Of course, in 'Murika, we call them "cabbage rolls." I'm going to do this. Except I'll probably make my own enchilada sauce and chicken. What kind...

"Welp. Guess I can't kill Tim after all." I try to give a damn about the new Fast & Furious movie coming out, but I roll a 1.

No, but seriously, I'd love to do an Angel RP in which all the characters are employees of Wolfram & Hart. GM: "Lord Bungus of the Filth Dimension spreads rumors about your being unfit to be CEO to the Senior Partners." Player: "I roll to file a Criminal Defamation Suit against Lord Bungus - I...

Theme: Dark Romantic Drama/Thriller Setting: Mushroom Kingdom Plot: Mario and Princess Toadstool face marriage difficulties due to Mario's hidden and shameful enjoyment of sadomasochistic sexual roleplay. Luigi nurses feelings of hatred towards his brother for marrying Toadstool, even though he...

[Pff. Please. Al Swearengen murders at least three people a day. You ever watched Deadwood? Watch it. I based my favorite and most prominent RP villain off of him, and Edmond Dantes.] "Who has a thumb and is total preteen chou kawaii bait? This guy."

[You sonuva... posted right before me! Fine, I got one for your avatar.] "Oh no! I have no penis!"

"Now if only I had a marshmallow..."

You have two daughters, a cat, and a dog? Or you have two daughters, one who is a cat, and one who is a dog? ;p I started role playing after I got my first short story published. Role playing is basically writing a story, except only from the viewpoint of a single character. So far more...

See, this is why I'm glad I'm a chef now. I did medical from 19-24, and I liked it plenty, but I talk to my old nurse buddies and they are telling me horror stories about their shifts. Even the EMTs are starting to feel the pinch, and those guys have a high volume as is. Well, keep fighting the...

Hey, Yhmera! First, don't ever trust @RabbitsWarren , he worked in food and beverage and we're all crazy. Plus, I mean... Oklahoma. <3 :) Second, *Piers Anthony. Third, that armor needs to be picked up, because it is off the chain. You must make a pretty penny doing that stuff. I know folks...

You instead "sneeze out" your candles, and cover your delicious cake in a fine mist of mucous. Hey, at least no one else will eat it now, right? I try to send my lady friend a singing telegram on Valentine's day while she's at work, but I roll a 1. @First Rose [What if I can wear heels better...

You spill cream into the pan, accidentally use shrimp instead of meatballs, and the spaghetti is too wide. You end up with seafood fettucine alfredo instead. I try to "drop the bass", but I roll a one.

Not anything too fancy. Just some Korean BBQ tacos with daikon and Asian pear slaw, habanero marmalade, and some pumpkin curry on the side with a shiitake and green bean salad. God, it's great to be a chef.

If this game generates adequate interest, I'd gladly help you fine tune a character. :)

I want unique characters with unique and varying personalities who run around my carefully crafted setting and muck up everything. I want players to have fun. :) Basic adherence to the setting, respect the background, but otherwise whatever. I have enough skill at using d20 systems that I can...

Having an aquatic character may not be super feasible, considering that I assume the group will eventually want to have some dry land adventures (I don't claim to know where my players will take the game, however - I once had a group derail an entire campaign because they all wanted to build a...

A Guide to the Long Lands: 1.) The Free City of Witchport (cosmopolitan fantasy trade/pirate city) 2.) Stormlord Holds (Andiran Protectorate, basically The Iron Islands, hold the islands) 3.) Andir (fantasy Turkey) 4.) Solm (fantasy Spain) 5.) Rajan (Arabian Niiiiiiiights~) 6.) Gazria (fantasy...