[1] "Sorry Roy, I meant to call my mother, I will be at work soon, promise!!"
Surely Roy's heart will swell with compassion when he hears you meant to call your dear mother.
If not, say loudly that you like his plans for violent revolution against the state and that you totally agree with his...
[4] Call your Mother
Either she misses you, in which case she deserves to be called by her dear children... or she doesn't, in which case she deserves to get annoyed by unwanted phonecalls.
Hey there!
I'm Meta, the rat, an eurofur who is so totally a furry. I will rebelliously ignore the suggested format of this greeting post, because obeying suggested formats is not very ratty. Please don't point out that they were only a suggestion, that would detract from the rebelliousness...