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  1. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Why does no one want pistachios?

    I am very accepting!
  2. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Why does no one want pistachios?

    I will play soft jazz in your ears with my magnificent fish mouth. i want to talk to somebody and maybe even one day I will feed you pistachios. Looking for small children in all Boston playgrounds, I have inserted tags in all of them so they can't escape me. I can't breathe underwater, I am not...
  3. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish Looking for more Fish in the Pond

    Can't wait to get home this evening, relax and watch a few episodes of Tuna Half Men.
  4. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish Looking for more Fish in the Pond

    Are you sitting on a great fish pun? Don't be so koi and share it with the world
  5. Lord Fish

    If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow

    If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow
  6. Lord Fish

    Cod I borrow you for five minutes?

    Cod I borrow you for five minutes?
  7. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish Looking for more Fish in the Pond

    Oh for Gods hake, not another fish pun.
  8. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish Looking for more Fish in the Pond

    Whale, where do we begin?
  9. Lord Fish

    Cause I like pistachios, do you like pistachios?

    Cause I like pistachios, do you like pistachios?
  10. Lord Fish

    I feel fishy

    I feel fishy
  11. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish Looking for more Fish in the Pond

    Do you like pistachios?
  12. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish Looking for more Fish in the Pond

    I will play soft jazz in your ears with my magnificent fish mouth. i want to talk to somebody and maybe even one day I will feed you pistachios. Looking for small children in all Boston playgrounds, I have inserted tags in all of them so they can't escape me. I can't breathe underwater, I am not...
  13. Lord Fish

    Alright jazz

    Alright jazz
  14. Lord Fish

    Hi, do you want me to play jazz for you?

    Hi, do you want me to play jazz for you?
  15. Lord Fish

    Greetings, fellow kids

    Greetings, fellow kids
  16. Lord Fish

    Multiple Settings Fish man

    I KNOW I said dating, but I didn't mean it. Looking for floating cats or anything that has one or more mouths and at least one ear, anything I can play jazz too. I'll conduct an interview and select the most pleasing one. I don't mind what we do. If you're a small child I may beat you up. mefishman
  17. Lord Fish

    Introduce Yourself!

    Fish fingers make angry. Snazzy fish man looking for a non sexual date. Enjoys long walks in my cell, being a cameo and fist fighting small children. I dislike jellyfish people and colonies of octopus people.
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