Your forces are single-handedly destroyed by a teenaged chosen one and you spend the rest of your miserable existence lamenting the day you decided to kill off the parents of magically talented children for lulz.
I try to not procrastinate, but I roll a 1.
Hi, if you still want to chat, my DMs are always open :) I enjoy creative writing, singing, worldbuilding, debating and single player video games.
(I will fight you on the spiders though. KILL IT WITH FIRE. or, y'know, put it in a cup then throw it outside. I'm not cruel. )