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For not handling the truth about cats.

Because birds must be able to roam free!

The cat sounds mischievous. "I'm going to sleep all day and wait for food to be brought to me. If I don't get free food I'm going to scratch stuff, well, I might scratch stuff anyway."

"I'm going to shit in a little box. Or anywhere I want."

"If you won't eat the millet, I will...screw that, I'm eating the millet before you can."

"Magic eight ball says..."

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That was a fast response. Cat fur.

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Reading that I feel like Penny from The Big Bang Theory when the guys discuss physics.

That's what I do anyways :) 918: Get out the camping gear and take a nap right in the store.

"This is not an ordinary spoon...it's my spoon."

916: Lick the red paint off the building and then spit the paint at people as they enter the store.

The tank commits suicide by driving off a cliff.

Chasing mice.

913: Eat everything.

Maybe your deodorant isn't working.

I get mistaken for a corpse...Just kidding.

Baby blue because all babies are cute, even baby colors.