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Ooooh, I've always wanted to be deleted. And to the next person, I say this: prepare for an ELECTRIFYING time. Horrible pun

“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach...

This sounds interesting. I'm totally in.

Ooooooooohhhh yeeeeessssss.

I'm sorry, but I can't be part of this roleplay anymore.

Frozen

Ice cream

Birthday

Confusion

Depression

Sadness

Single

Ship

Eligible

School

All exams cancelled.

Yes, you have my permission. Do you know how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

They get captured by a Cookie God who will only free them if he gets a sacrifice. Who's the sacrifice?

...You cheating? Exciting. You know what's also exciting? Murder.

I'ma nickname you Argus. Because Argus is from Greek mythology, like your username. Also because Argus was a hundred-eyed giant and your profile pic has a lot of eyes. 🤓