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The AuthorBot leads JadedResearcher and AuthorBotJunior to the burning bubble without bothering to wait behind for Nate to catch up from where ever Nate ended up spawning in the Dream Bubbles. He can damn well make his own way after being such a dick. JadedResearcher: Hey everybody? Jane and...

(it was AB who had the blood on her, btw) As nothing but highly indulgent exposition: The Git Modus allows you to store large quantities of items, AND keeps the captchalog code of every item you have ever had in back up, so you can recreate the item instantly at any alchemiter. Of course, I...

JadedResearcher sighs. "Jegus, Nate, you know magic is a fake thing." if seeing my (...er...I mean "JadedResearcher's") face were a real thing, you'd know I would be rolling my eyes so much it's like they are training for the eye role Olympics. "OBVIOUSLY you would use Imp Blood. It's the blood...

JR: Goddammit. Why did it have to be something random and not something with narrative significance. JR: Such bullshit. JadedResearcher frowns at the screen. "Nate, I am going to do an acrobatic goddamned pirouette off the handle if I have to sit on the sidelines again. KR and me managed to...

Obligatory high fives secured, jadedResearcher floats patiently and waits for Nate to calm down and stop "Seer-ing". JadedResearcher: Bluh. The density of bullshit lately is too damn high. AB, can you make sure the memo gets some of that info? Must be nice to be a "flawless multitasking...

AB: Wait. @BetterRedderTT, you didn't have a body either. AB: Shit. And you don't have this conveniently foreshadowed back up body just lying around, either. AB: Though I guess people could re-dream you up a body again? If that's still a real thing? AB: Also, let me give you back some of the...

Before Nate can get a response via Pesterchum, he is interupted by The AuthorBot, in her shiny new chassis. AuthorBot: It seems you believe that time flows the same regardless of physical location, Nate. DO you believe that time flows the same regardless of physical location? AuthorBot: Your...

JR: It affected people regardless of physical location, both in Sessions and in the Bubbles. JR: It affected people who are aware of each other. Until we meet a stranger, we can't know it affected everyone. JR: It affected ghosts, robots, dream selves, real selves, and dream robots. We're all...

JR: I don't know if you are physically near the others, @RS. Waking up might honestly be "faster" than trying to get to them from wherever you are. Similar deal to what AB and ABJ are probably gonna hafta do. Their bodies are either so offline they can't even get a ping, or they are DEAD. Like...

JR: Right. Okay, Well, one thing I can do is help @redTT talk. JR: What were my phrases I gave him originally? JR: I need help. Help <insert chat name here> There are X enemies. I am cool. You are cool. I am with X. AB: At the risk of giving my creator a heart attack. AB: I should mention...

AB: @RS, there is a 91.64091603037001% change that my logs are no longer trustworthy. AB: The time is currently: Horse, my location is currently: Horse, and my Session or Equivalent Afterlife Coordinates are: Horse. AB: In Conclusion. We're fucked. ABJ: Yes. Interesting!!! JR: Oh fuck. Oh shit...

AB: I am here. And I am no longer glitching out, it seems. AB: Though I have no memory of being fixed. AB: Hypothesis: we all have short term memory loss in addition to what ever caused us to be separated. AB: Because I am definitely no longer with the best rapper of all time. AB: Or his weird...

JR: Like. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. What the fucking hell? JR: @OrangeDirk, glad to finally see you. JR: Is anybody else with you? What happened to AB? JR: The code is fucking crazy. What even... JR: If this was a Waste's doing, then I am apparently no where near the top of my god tiers.

JR: Holy shit.