Warhammer to the toes!
I once went bear hunting. I noticed in the tracking of this bear that it was fond of rabbits (eating them). So I caught a rabbit and tied it to a stake in the ground and waited for the bear. I got the bear and set the rabbit free, but damn was he freaked out.
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1. I like to impress my daughters with feats of strength.
2. I love Captain D's seafood.
3. As a child I had pet seagulls and crows that I had trained.
Punishment... going to the prom with your Grandma, if she is dead, bring your shovel. You aren't getting out of this.
Confession: I scare people in the morgue at night sometimes as I like to take a nap in the freezer when I'm on lunch break.