FUcking HELL.
I'M SAHRRY.
There have been a lot of power cuts lately. I haven't been able to write or see what was going on in the RP. Sorry 'bout that. I see I've been replaced, so, hey, there we go. I'll probably join your next RP, "'cause I like the cut of your jib, sonneh."
Have dank...
Exactly... You will no longer be Edgey McEdge. Once you join the Desu Lyfe, you will be born anew, as a character... An actual person, with dreams, emotions, hopes, and desires, instead of constantly suceading like you are, you could actually live... Don't you want that?
Yes. You must follow the ways of your parents. Submit to the desudesudesudesu like they did, that made you an orphan. Only then will you truly say exposition as well as I.
May Sue said, in her seductive tone, "Don't worry president, I can stop it." She flew into the sky and ate the meteor. She then had sex with all the men.
THE END.