I save all of the kidneys I don't eat. I'm not wasteful! And sometimes I replace my victims kidneys with someone elses!
But Jack! Kidneys are essential for your diet!
No, I'm only scared of you when you're mad. Also I don't have eyes for you to pop out if you're trying. And just because you're my favorite doesn't mean you can make fun of my blindness Mr. Laffy Taffy. -ferociously scratches at where your kidneys should be- <3