On it's way to your woman's workplace, the telegram is smashed, mashed, and butchered by the lazy mailman. Resulting in a distorted looking item being dropped or your lady's desk. She didn't seem to like the message, because all your items were thrown on the front lawn by the time you got home...
After dropping the large fish into the tank, it doesn't seem to find much appeal in living in a glass box. It calls up its savior Aquaman, and he sends a tsunami to wash away your house.
I attempt to blow out my birthday candles but I roll a 1.
A low eerie cackle echoes through the deserted throne room...
"Who's THere!?" The young girl demands as she looks around in panic.
"It is I...."
The girl musters an anxious swallow as she sputters a response, "wh-who?"
"YOUR HAT!!" And the hat OPEns it mouth and consumes the girl in one bite...
I've got the lollipops and coconuts,
(Diddle Dee Dee)
And there they are standing in a row,
(Bump bump bump)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
When the NIGHT...
has COME....
and the land is daaaaaaaarrrkkk...
and the mooooooon....
is the onlyyyy...
light we seeeeeee...
-Stand By Me (John Lennon)