150. Put a patch of fake tall grass on the front door of the store. Dress up as Professor Oak, and when people attempt to leave, scream at them "Hold up! Pokemon live in tall grass! It's dangerous, follow me!" and direct them to the plushie section.
It is going to be a neverending struggle for dominance, one's power stripped as soon as someone else replies. It is going to be a war eternal, fueled only by the desires of the ones that seek the top.
You accidentally delete the thread. But then you think - Wait, why can I see this exact message on a thread that shouldn't exist?
But then you see.
Your visual options - gone!
You deleted your own account.
I call upon a mod to restore Cookie's account, but I roll a 1.
EDIT: I tried to answer...
19: Get a job in the meat department, do not answer to people asking for pork. If someone asks for pig meat, lean suspiciously across the counter with a creepy face and go "Right away, sir/madam..."
Instead of logging on Discord, you actually access the Log of Discord, and end up unleashing all sorts of chaotic energies around the world. Thanks for that.
I try to reseal the Log, but I roll a 1.
Well, you eat the potato. Raw. The juices of the rawness and blandness make you question everything that led you to do such an act.
In an act of pity, I try to make french fries, but I roll a 1.