A girl I know always wanted to pull over and give someone a ride. I was fortunate enough to be that someone
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Uses BITE!
I'm the dude that's playing a dude disguised as a dude disguised as a monkey
Well I just realized that I'm probably in love with this guy I've crushed on for three years. Help.
Guess who was late for the first time ever.
I tried to wake up earlier so I could get stuff done, but ended up officially waking at an even layer time. Go me.
Fire alarm is being stupid and I can't do anything about it. Guess who won't be going to bed tonight
Rekindling obsessions is kind of an unhealthy past time of mine
You've got a nice face sometimes
In the spirit of my continuous sleep deprivation, I'll be cleaning my cat's throw-up which is strategically placed under my bed.
-screaming intensely intensifies-
I tend to force my hyperactive friendship onto unsuspecting strangers.
Nothing like dreaming about your hottest character to turn you into the ultimate fanboy
Don't mind me. Just a random nerd posting things on profiles that don't belong to me. Carry on with your life. Also, hello there~
God damn Safeway with their cute bagging boys why do I have to look so gross today
-screams profusely at physics-
The lights in the bathroom broke so you can easily see who's on their phones in the stalls
If anybody wants to share their Celtic mythology knowledge with me, it'd be greatly appreciated. Tales or links work, I just need something.
Welp. Someone lost my prescription so now I have to deal with my bull unarmed.
Because of the move, I have a new wake-up time that I absolutely despise.
Shoutout to the Air Force bomb technician who thought I was also a bomb technician.
When you push up your glasses like a frickin anime character
Time to drown in rice
I have to skip lunch now, in addition to my missing breakfast. 3+ hours until I get home and to where the food be.
Someone just looked over my shoulder at my phone and asked if I was watching gay porn. -
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