It would be in my best interest! So fine, we shall be this thingy they call friends, which I still don't get the hang off.
I honestly have no idea. Observation has led me to believe that friends are two people that enjoy each others company.
I also came to that conclusion, but recently I believe I saw two 'friends' whack each other like the nonsencical idiots they are, and other investigation led me to believe that friends not only enjoy each others company.