RpNation

But that is why we need you.
To show us the error of our ways. XD
You are sweet and adorable but also taller than me. What is this life.
I will try not to.

...The one with Cillian Murphy. #predictableasfuck
Found an adorable picture of him to use for the post that I'm finally working on, though.

I am not adorable, lady. I can carry you, you are the adorable one. I can literally sling you over my shoulder.
No. Not getting in a car. Two wrongs can make a right..


Oooh, I've never watched it. What is it about?
Also, I finished my character for Hollywood U.

I AM NOT ADORABLE EITHER.
I AM BADASS AS HELL.
...Why am I so short. T-T
Your mother and I in the same car would certainly be a sight.
We would probably get arrested.

Well, what I basically got from it was that everyone kept accusing everyone else of rape, the main character was diabetic, and a lot of people died.
I will go and see!

Why did I read that in Melanie's voice?
Awwww... *hugs* you badass little person.
Then me and your mother would have to bail your asses out.
Shame.

What the fuck?
I saw a gif but I wasn't certain.
So, basically, the Hunt?
That was a great movie by Mads.
My accordion messed up..

I have no idea, but sounds accurate enough. XD
*hugs you back* Thank y- Wait. Who you callin "little"?
I am imagining my mom driving us back from the police station with you in the passenger seat and the two of us just sitting in the back scowling at the backs of your heads.

Yeah, basically, from what I know of the Hunt. XP I've been meaning to watch that as well.
I love her, but I feel so bad for her. ;-;

And the accordion wasn't that bad. At least all the info was there, right?
Still hate those fuckers though.

Um..
Um..*looks down at you* No one..
Oh my God, my Mom would try to get you out of the car. She'd pick the lock on your handcuffs as well.
XD

Who got accused, tho?
I think I made her a little toooo dark.
FUCKING CAN'T STAND ACCORDIONS BUT I USE THEM.
Also, the Missing started.

DID YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO INCLUDE THE DIRECTION OF YOUR LINE OF SIGHT??
FEAR ME MORTAL.
Oh my gosh. We could go on the run and shit.
It would be great. But I would probably get us caught.

A guy named Rick and...Cillian.
You're like, on the line between acceptably dark and too dark. It's great.
SAME. THEY ARE STUPID BUT SO PROFESSIONAL.
YEEEEEES. I am so pumped right now.

BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.
*Picks you up and puts you on my shoulders* Okie dokie, small one. ^.^
You'd probably mess around and blow up a gas station.

"A guy named Rick" because plot doesn't matter when Cillian Murphy is involved.
I FEEL EDGY.
WE DO THIS BECAUSE WE LIKE THE PAIN.
CODE ME LIKE YOU HAAAAAAAAAAAATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
CMLYHM

WHOA.
Time to write in Iris's perspective....
Dear Lord.

*Is really jealous that Realistic got mini-Hunt*
*Has not been stalking*

*grips tightly onto your shoulders because is afraid of heights* UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT, YOU FOOL.
We could be like Bonnie and Clyde, except inside of robbing banks, we would blow up gas stations.

True though. XD
BE PROUD OF YOUR EDGINESS.
BEST. REFERENCE. EVER.
IT SHOULD BE OUR CATCHPHRASE.

Oh gosh.
I wish you luck.

*knows you have been stalking* *would totally make another mini Hunt just for you if you wanted it* *suddenly has flashbacks to Royford Asylum for some reason*

HEHEHEHHEE..Oh my God, this is so adorable. *Takes off running*
You're dating my Mom?
So that means...if you marry her, you're my Mother too.
O.o


CODE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BY TWO FUCKING IDIOTS.
Perfect.
It is now carved in stone.

..
I hope this goes well..

You would do that?
We could do another RP?
I wanted to do a horror one with you..
Something spoopy...

*screams and latches onto you for dear life* STOP THIS INSTANT. I COMMAND YOU.
Yup, I'm married to your mom. And your dad by proxy. And also you.
This is great.

Kanye is so fucking jealous right now.

As do I, my friend. As do I. But I'm sure it will.

Of course! I love this idea. Have you got anything in mind?

STOP BEING CUTE AND I WILL.
Damn. Polyamory and incest..edgy. My Dad..
So..
Hi, Dad.
Remember when we made our vows?

WE WILL WIN THE GRAMMY AND WE WILL INTERRUPT ALL THE CELEBRITIES.

Thank you...

Well..
Um..
OH.
We could do an escaped killer and shit?

I WAS NEVER CUTE. I AM EVIL INCARNATE.
I FUCKING CHOKED.
Hey mom...
Remember last ni-
No. Ok no.

WOOO. STEP ASIDE T. SWIFT.

Any time, dear.

YEEEEEES. Best idea. I love it.

YOU ARE THE MOST ADORABLE BOUT OF EVIL EVER. *Runs into a store for dressing up dolls*
You did too..last nigh--
Nuh uh.
Nope.
Not doing it.

*Squints eyes* What the fuck happened last night?

AND BEYONCE-
Actually, no.
Sorry Beyonce.

One guilty Iris on the way.
ALRIGHT, I may be the killer this time..
OH I COULD BE A REALLY GOOD STALKER.

*looks around in confusion* What the fuck we doin in here?

*smiles strangely* Why don't you ask your mom?

*bows before shrine to Beyonce* Please forgive us.

Aw, poor bby. She was just defending her man.
OH MY GOSH YES. YOU WILL BE AMAZING. AND I CAN BE THE STUCK UP ASSHOLE WHO IS BEING STALKED.

*Picks out small pink dress and ribbons* We're doing..things.
MY MOM. She's doing chemo at the time so I can't but I will ask later.

*Beyonce ascends from Heaven, riding on a skateboard* Flawless. *Beyonce returns to Heaven*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF THAT SHIT?

By committing physical assault.
Although if anyone tried to hurt you I would have dropped that polite facade and beat the shit out of them.