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Yes, yes exactly.

AND WATCH US GET PROSECUTED AFTER THE COPS RECOGNIZE OUR FACES.

I wasn't really sure, I am open to ideas though.
Also, do you want Iris to tag along or do you want to leave her with the police?

HAH. XD I am like a mother's worst annoyance.

I READ PROSTITUTED FOR SOME REASON AND I'M CHOKING.

I had an idea, but it probably isn't a good one. :p It would fuck Mordecai up pretty bad, too.
Whatever you think she'd be up to doing. He's just being all manly man, needing to protect the woman from harm and all that shit.
It really doesn't suit him.

She loves you but she doesn't understand you.

WE WOULD DO THAT AS WELL.

*Conflicted because I want drama but don't want to fuck up Mordecai*
I need your idea.

Shush child, he is the best manly man ever and he is very great at it. He don't need no Old Spice to prove it either.

I am thinking up a post for Teddy on Omerta but I am not sure if I want to post it, it'd be pointless at this moment in time.

I love her too. I am glad that she can tolerate my bullshit.

THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO WHAT WE WOULD DO.

I can post my idea on the Neutral Characters thread.

He is small and emotional but that was so inspiring that I am starting to believe in him myself.

Hey, why not? Everyone needs more Teddy in their life. I myself am waiting just in case someone else wants to get involved in the whole confrontation.

YOUR BULLSHIT IS BRILLIANT.

EXCEPT DEATH.
That is certainly a limit.


Oh Lord, I am scared. This reminds me that I need to post my character as well.

Small and emotional. So cute.

I don't believe anyone will, the Santorinis are null at the moment seeing as you've "won" Bartholomew. The game begins once she is shoved into a trunk.

I am thinking up a post for Teddy as we speak.

AS IS YOURS.

Way to put a damper on things man, geeze.

Don't be. XD I will do it but then regret it .5 seconds later. I WANT TO SEE YOURS, THOUGH.

And then we must remember that he burned a church...*sighs*

DAMN. WELL OK THEN. THE TRUNK IT IS.

YAAAAS BAE.

BEST BULLSHIT...wait.

WE CAN BECOME IMMORTAL. LIKE EVANESCENCE.

It is coming child..patience.

Small, emotional, and mentally unstable. Hello Will Graham.

YAAAY--
Noooooo....

We are the queens of bullshit.

AND PLAY THEIR MUSIC EVERYWHERE WE GO. I LOVE IT.

Mine has been posted. *strange conflicted sounds* I still want yours though. *practices patience*

The comparison is surreal. Dude.

Why the no, my friend? ALL THE TEDDY.

YES. WE SHOULD RULE A COUNTRY CALLED BULLSHIT.

JUST WALK AROUND WITH BOOM BOXES ON OUR SHOULDER.

Dear God, that FC.

It is coming, never fear.

Oh my God...Iris is like ALANA. WTF?
We just---


I am struggling to find an FC and I am not sure whether I want to use the one--
Fuck it.
I will use it.

WE WOULD BE ITS ONLY OCCUPANTS, BUT THAT WOULD ONLY MAKE IT BETTER.

YUP. EVERYONE WOULD KNOW WHEN WE WERE COMING.

Was that a good "dear God" or a bad "dear God"? XD

YESSSS.

Whoa bro.
Whoa.
But where the fuck is Hannibal?

Yes, use it. Use the shit out of it. *has no idea what "it" is*

WE COULD STAY UP ALL NIGHT.

"BRING ME TO LIFE" WOULD BE PLAYING AND THEY'D BE LIKE: "OH SHIT!"

BOTH.

Hannibal is--
Miles or Emelia..


I am sorry I have done this..

SLEEP WOULD NOT BE A THING IN OUR COUNTRY.

This is hilarious to me. XD I can just imagine the people fleeing in terror.

HOW CAN IT BE BOTH?

I nominate Miles.

THE LOOK ON MY FACE.
DUDE.
I LOVE IT.
I LOVE YOU.

IT'D BE FORBIDDEN.

I can as well, oh my God. We'd play the Nigel Thornberry version.

BECAUSE IT CAN, ALRIGHT?

Miles is now Hannibal Lecter. Ironic considering the show.

I JUST--
No one has ever used him before.
I was gonna use Colin Firth but thought otherwise.

*flashbacks to "The Russian Sleep Experiment"*

THERE'S A FUCKING NIGEL THORNBERRY VERSION? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??

OK, FINE.
Mordecai truly does have an odd taste in lovers...

I'm not sure if it's an upgrade or a downgrade, to be honest. XD

IT IS GREAT. SO GLAD YOU USED HIM.
Colin would have been amazing as well, but I think you made a great choice.

*Shivers* I know what that is..

YES. HERE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlyOHMM9AX8

He really does..
*Shivers even more*

IT'S AN UPGRADE. DEFINITELY.

Colin didn't strike me as the type to be a grasshopper, Benedict takes the cake.
Who is he going to know, though? XD

*hugs you* Make it go away...

I. CAN'T. BREATHE.

*hands you a blanket* You're gonna need this.

WHOO! YOU GO MILES! YOU FABULOUS WORM, YOU.

Huh. Good question. XD Who doesn't have a partner in crime yet?

*Hugs you tightly* I can't...we can't sleep.

*Brings you back to life* See what I did there?

*Grabs it. tosses it back* It has blood all over it, who the fuck did you kill?

FABULOUS. OH GOD, I AM LAUGHING.

Um..

Rosaline.

*tapes eyes open and hands you the roll while still clinging to you* Here...

YOU PUNNY LITTLE SHIT.
No, it blinded me as well. Sorry.

Um...
Totally not Alex.

HE IS FABULOUS AS HELL. XD

*creepy smile* I like this idea.

*Tapes up everything on me and shoots you a glance* We don't speak of this. Ever.

BLINDED BY THE LIIIIGHT.
I could do this all day.

You dun' good, wanted that lil' shit dead for a long while.

FABULOUS IN DAT SUIT, SHOE GAME ON FLEEK.


*Disturbingly smiles back* I do as well.

*nods slowly and tapes own mouth shut* *gives you a thumbs up*

THE PUNS. THEY NEVER END.
YOU WILL TIRE EVENTUALLY.

*sighs in relief and drops the knife that was behind my back* Well, that's good to hear. I kinda...need help hiding the body.

RAUL ESPARZA WOULD BE PROUD.

They have the capability to fuck shit up so hard.