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1 box elbow macaroni, 2 liters of water, 1/2 cup parsley, 2 cups milk, 1 cup cheese, 2 tablespoons of butter, 1/2 a pound of cat bits.

Bring 2 liters of water to a boil, place macaroni into said boiling water. Prepare your cat bits - fried, roasted, or slow boiled - anything goes! Now drain your macaroni - wait! - but don't rinse, you'll want them to be nice and sticky for that cat hair.

Yum. Now, mix in your cheese, milk, butter, parsley, and freshly cooked cat bits. Season to your preference. And vuala! You now have a steaming bowl of Cat N' Cheese!

It was too long I had to post it in parts. [cat parts]. Okay, I'm done... *ever so slightly ashamed*

I'm screaming