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Servant
Servant
I dunno, I just found it hidden in a dark corner of your mind.
The One Eyed Bandit
The One Eyed Bandit
...

I don't think that's a safe place for you to be poking around
Servant
Servant
I saw some disturbing stuff there Bandit and I am planning on writing and publishing a book about them. I shall name it: "What the hell Bandit?"
The One Eyed Bandit
The One Eyed Bandit
I want 42% of the profits or I sue.
Servant
Servant
30% and we have a deal.
The One Eyed Bandit
The One Eyed Bandit
*calls lawyer*
Servant
Servant
Finefinefine. How about 35% and I throw in a plushie of any user on this site.
The One Eyed Bandit
The One Eyed Bandit
Voodoo Plushie?
Servant
Servant
Why would you want a Voodoo Pl-...You know what? I don't want to know, I've already seen how f*cked up your mind can be. I will throw in the Voodoo Plushie. So, do we have a deal?
The One Eyed Bandit
The One Eyed Bandit
OK It's a deal. I'd like the Voodoo Plushie of you, by the way.
Servant
Servant
..........Oh.........You sure you don't want a White Masquerade or a Lucem Tenebris one?
The One Eyed Bandit
The One Eyed Bandit
I'll take a Quirky Angel one if you're gonna be difficult about it, it should make winning my match... Easier, to say the least.
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