RpNation

How so? We're all living in our village, if I'm correct.
~TurtleGod~ (Kito's sleeping)

Can you wake him up? ~Adam~

What's happening, Adam?
~Kito~

There's a grenade in meeeeeh ~Adam~

Can we have a sandwich?
~Kito and TurtleGod~

Why would I care? Fart it out...god.
~Nick~

What about the grenade?
~Kito~

I don't want my shell to smell like sandwich.
~TurtleGod~

It's ticking....very slowly
~Adam~

Then shut up.
~Nick~

Drink some chocolate milk
~Kito~

Fine, you big bully ;(
~TurtleGod~

Nonononono
~Adam~

Fine *gives sandwich with pickles*
~Nick~

How about just chocolate syrup?
~Kito~

*spits our sandwich* Eurgh! Pickles! Turtles only eat natural things, like cucumber! This has been tainted in vinegar!
~TurtleGod~

Help. The timer is at 10.
~Adam~


Well go shut the fuck up then. That's what I eat so deal with it.
~Nick~

How do you know? It's in your stomach, right? Eat some berries! *makes berries in hand and shoves them down Adam's mouth*
~Kito~

Quite a Nick you are.
~TurtleGod~

2...1...BOOM
~Adam(Deceased)

Quite a....turtle you are.
~Nick(Alive)

Adam, stop being such an idiot. You can't die! :3
~Kito~

That's the most racist thing I've heard all day.
~TurtleGod~