Well thanks to me, it's a law! Haha! That puts Dr. Colress in the history books! What should I test when I get out of the hospital? *Evil looking glare on glasses*
Well now that I think of it, the sticks and stones thing is still a theory and must be tested further to become a law... Since you gave me the idea, I'll use you as my next specimen! *Begins throwing rocks*
Could you hold still? Dude, this is all for the sake of science! This is bringing humanity further! *Brandishes stick*
