RpNation

WELL

THEN

DON'T DO THAT

really though glad you're ok

BRO

I WAS TRYING TO GET TO MY SISTER'S LANE BECAUSE SHE WAS ABOUT TO DIVE AND IT WAS HER FIRST DIVE OF THE NIGHT

AND I FUCKING
SLIPPED
AND LANDED IN FRONT OF THE LANE NEXT TO MY SISTERS

SO I WAS SCOOCHING MY ASS ACROSS THE POOL DECK WHILE SCREECHING AT MY SISTER TO KEEP GOING AND TO KICK HER FEET

my ass hurts but i'm good

TELL YOUR FEET TO HAVE BETTER TRACTION

THEY BE SLACKIN

I HATE TO SAY IT

BUT

IT WAS MY CONVERSE'S FAULT

WELL THEN TELL YOUR CONVERSE TO PAY ATTENTION

THEY AREN'T LISTENING

COMPLAIN TO MANAGEMENT

SMH IMMA JUST BEAT THEIR ASS THEY'LL LISTEN THEN

NO DONT DO IT

VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER

BUT

THEY HURT ME

THIS IS AMERICA

CLEARLY THE ONLY SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEMS IS TO SUE THEM

OH SHIT

OR WE CAN TWEET ABOUT IT

THAT TOO

GET CANCEL CULTURE ON IT