Your Extreme Tiredness is no match for that Beautiful Bed Right There! Go lie right down, I'll read you a bedtime story, since we're such great friends!
Oooooh just cuz we're friends don't mean I trust you as far as I can throw you with my skinny, skinny woman arms
Pffsht, I just wanted to read you a story about the Ugly Duckling and the Great Birdsie Who Is Awesome! They had an argument, but Birdsie won!
Oh! I know that story, but you got it a bit wrong. Isn't it the Beautiful Tiger and the Bird Who Is Wrong? I remember the Tiger winning the argument