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NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
So I win?
Birdsie
Birdsie
Nah, you're no match for my Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, kiddddddddddddddo!
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
Your Mystic Eyes of Death Perception is no match for my Extreme Tiredness!
Birdsie
Birdsie
Your Extreme Tiredness is no match for that Beautiful Bed Right There! Go lie right down, I'll read you a bedtime story, since we're such great friends!
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
...I'm suspicious
Birdsie
Birdsie
Haa? Don't you trust me? We're friends, so you can count on me!
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
Oooooh just cuz we're friends don't mean I trust you as far as I can throw you with my skinny, skinny woman arms
Birdsie
Birdsie
Pffsht, I just wanted to read you a story about the Ugly Duckling and the Great Birdsie Who Is Awesome! They had an argument, but Birdsie won!
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
Oh! I know that story, but you got it a bit wrong. Isn't it the Beautiful Tiger and the Bird Who Is Wrong? I remember the Tiger winning the argument
Birdsie
Birdsie
No, no, I'm certain it was the Arrogant Duckling and the Bird Who Is Always Correct!
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
I prefer my story
Birdsie
Birdsie
Everyone's a critic
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
Yeah, but some people are better critics
Birdsie
Birdsie
*Pouts*
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
I win
Birdsie
Birdsie
nah
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
You're too stubborn for your own good
Birdsie
Birdsie
No! I am the defiant!
NekoQueen49
NekoQueen49
You can be both lol
Birdsie
Birdsie
Ah, I see! Then I am both!
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