RpNation

*Flies below your post* Yipee! Unfortunately I will have to wait a few hours because I am about as far as I can be away from dear Miss Albion's country... Curse those time differences! They are the bane of international role playing!

What? But the time zone Albion lists is 14:00 AET, which is 2:00 where she lives, and 11:00 where I live. So I'm going to post when it's 11:00 over here. *tilts head in confusion* What time is 14:00 AET in your country?

AEST, sorry.

Twelve... Which normally wouldn't be much of a problem, but I have to get up early to go to conditioning training... I hate mornings.

Okay, so maybe I am not the furthest away from Albion in real life, but I am in the game Risk. That's got to count for something, right?

*pats Dear Inspector* Depending on the other players, you might have a looooooooong reading-fest tomorrow. *glances down at the Risk board* My country's not supposed to be sand-yellow! *flings the board against Dear Inspector's profile wall*

*flings board back* Yeah, well mine's not supposed to be either! I wanted to be blue, goddammit! It's more patriotic. I don't mind reading fests... In fact, I find them to be a healthy appetizer to the freakishly long and rambling post that I would submit soon after.

*rips the board apart in pure rage* ...Uh...okay. Now what? *kicks the pieces* I think I just broke the world.