RpNation

Last I checked, ingesting cement is not good for you batsie!

But then I wouldn't hurt anymore....

*pokes with stick* Then I’ll poke you til it doesn’t hurt!

b...but....lungs....can't breath...

CHOKINGGG! SHE MUST BE CHOKING!! OPEN SHE NEEDS THE HEIMLICH

~batty passes out~

SOMEBODY HELP. I NEED A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. WAIT. IM SUPPOSED TO BE A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. WHAT DO I DO??

~bat flops dramatically gasping for air~

STAND UP I GOTTA PUNCH YOU IN THA GUT YOU MUST BE CHOKING!!

~cough cough cough~ No....*cough cough* PUNCHING

*pats head* There there.. cough away all of your problems..

Ace....*coughs and crumbles into your lap~ I....can't keep ....~dramatically throws hand over forehead~ going on...like this...*cough cough*

No... *leans over you, nearly in tears* You can’t leave me like this.. Not like this.. Alone.. *wipes tears away from face, dramatically sending them sparkling into the air* What about our dreams..?

*cough choke* B...But Lieben...you...you don't truly love...*cough cough* a bat

Love knows no bounds.. And I shall save you, no matter what it takes.. even if I have to elbow drop you to doslodge whatever it is you're choking on

~chuckles~ I don't think flu works that way... ~continues to die~

Warm lemon juice and honey works wonders to soothe the throat batsie, and tastes better than cough medicine! Just don't die on me!!!