RpNation

the cuttlefish isn't sad.

not sad at all, i mean, just imagine having such an amazing spiritual experience like a giant alien vessel coming down from the sky and just blowing your mind and also blinding you and on the other end of the ship they're like "ha ha this one has an eye problem."

oh...poor cuddle fish...*puts you in a fish tank with a big castle and sand and goes out into a big swimming pool outside* i like to make my fishies happy

*stares off into space, having surreal hallucinations* blub

*puts him in his castle* what do cuddlefish eat...hm

we eat octopuses... octopuss... octopusses? blub.

*Gives him a bunch of tiny OCTOPI*

eat up little frend

OM NOM NOM NOM