RpNation

Well it's your duty as the conquering knight to make use of what you have so there's no use in worrying about a little yaoi when you were the one that stole me away XD if you don't want it give it to someone who does lol

i want it ):<

incorrect, i start out with the little guys and after i conquer all of them and bend them to my will then i move my forces against bigger opponents until i am the most powerful force on earth... Simple as that... Besides, apparently half of you are giving up instantly

For a handsome knight, surrender is welcomed! Now take me you fool XD

... I'm not into guys... *Slowly backs away* Just gonna... Yeah... *Starts putting banners everywhere*

Takes them down yelling "taxation without representation is theft!" *peasant revolt*

But i'm not taxing you...?

"They insult the quality of our man booty and then expect us to stand by while they put up banners, I say no way!" *crowd answers back NO WAY!* "They try to claim territory but don't want all that comes with it, are we gonna take that?!" *no way! Down with the tyranny!*

I'm just not gay...? I mean, i even built more farms for you with my own money... And now you have protection for outer invasion... I'm quite literally helping you and you're complaining because all i did was put up banners and not want to bang another guy because that's my thing so you're trying to force it on me... Correct?

"We didn't NEED any more farms or protection before they got here!" *we don't need them!* "we're grateful for what they've attempted to do, but they don't want what we're offering then they should just leave!" *they should just leave!* "trying to say they're protecting us from outer invasion after INVADING?!" *we're not buying it!*

I mean, first, this wasn't really a hostile takeover... you didn't try to force anything on the other guy, and i don't accept what you offer so i let you keep it and keep to yourselves... I didn't force any change on you and i not protect what you believe and you don't like that... I killed zero of you, i haven't burned your homes, i haven't pillaged, looted, or any of that... *Sigh* What do you even want me to do?

my name is max
you dont have to call me the other guy
lmao
anyways keep going

Snickers XD "it is customary after claiming land to take with thee maidens as well as spoils and loot, but what of our men?! Are they not good enough for you?!" *whats wrong with our men?!* "If our men aren't good enough for you, then your occupation here is unwelcome! *hurrah hurrah!* (XD this has to be the most hilarious thing ever XD) "Are we gonna let them insult our men's fine posteriors?" *no way! No how!*

.... *takes a deep breathe and whispers to my commander-at-arms* 'I'm about to hand these people over to the dang nazis so they won't invade us...' *looks back to you* "You're telling me to take all your chit and rape three of your people... and instead i don't tax you... i protect you... and spend my own money to help you... and you piss on all that and me..."

"I never said your people aren't good enough for me... I'm sure they're nice people beneath this shade of hate... But you're forcing this down my throat and all i want is to be myself yet you won't allow that, now, you get to be yourselves and it's all fine and dandy...? All i'm doing is HELPING..."

*the crowd gasps* "You mean.... You're NOT here to plunder and pillage?..."

"No... I'm not..." (when i was legit getting triggered so hard that i was going to foam out the mouth XD)

"And... You DONT think our men are ugly?" The monarch says blushing.

"No, i don't think you people are ugly."

*Don't most post on walls to do lewd things like take wall virgi*ities? Why are they here if not for that?* *well I guess they're her for other things. Why would you go into a territory of only MEN if you didn't plan on taking booty* *so he wasn't here to plunder our booty?* *no* "then I guess it's not too bad to let them stay!" *cheers as they invite you in for ale*