EAT MY EGGPLANT.
RpNation
Clairvoyance
Devious Dilbert
I MEAN... OKAY
Iskandar
I would but... Can't take Clairvoyance's spot. he is better than me 
Hachi Machi
I'll do it. Here's my 10, so give me my 5 dollars. It's unfortunate that you didn't specify what unit of 10 you need from me. Muahahaha.
Devious Dilbert
OH, YOU SIGNED? WELL THANKS! HERE'S THE 5 DOLLARS. I'LL BE TAKING THOSE 10 SOULS FROM YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES
Hachi Machi
All this red tape for five dollars.
Iskandar
What if you don't have any loved ones?
Hachi Machi
What is love?
Iskandar
What is a soul?
Hachi Machi
A sole is something in your shoe.
Iskandar
What is a shoe?
JokerValentine
Alpha pls
Hachi Machi
I have an idea. What if everyone forms a collective entity, and we all becomes Devious Dilbert's best friend.
Clairvoyance
Don't do it, she's abusive! ;(((((