RpNation

IM LIKE BILL CIPHER IN THAT FIC "ALL THAT GLITTERS", IM A SPARKLY STRIPPER oh god and I almost trampled a really cute girl 8^8

*brings a vaccum cleaner* This calls for extreme measures.

If I put my hand on my head, it is, most literally, covered in glitter.
Please help.

Awww, so sparkly tho. No, must not get sucked into the alluring trap. *starts vacumming you* Die you beautiful heathens

Its pretty but... I feel so clumsy ;^;

Clumsy? Nah, it's just the floor hates you, any moving objects are bullies and the wall gets in the way. ^v^

I once ran face first into a china hutch and dislocated two of my toes, got quite the welt on my shin, and almost knocked the thing over on top of me.
And I recently broke my toe by running into a wall.

Then there's the time I hurt myself getting down off an electrical box, and the time I hugged my dog too tight and she bit me, aaaand the time I got a matching scar for the dog bite bye ramming my face into the door at night.

And this isn't the first time I accidentally bathed myself in glitter.

It's not even the 3rd time

You, sir, have a bad case of bad juju. I thought I had it bad but you served me wrong. How do you manage!?

(I dodge the blast and apologize for collateral da m a ge) I don't? I have quite the collection of scars.