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Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
*shoves all Saracens on space ship, doesn't give them space suits, slams the door* "send it, now... For the love of God, I'm tired of ISIS and then people saying 'don't be racist'..."
Tonstad39
Tonstad39
To the distant earth orbit resort or to mars?
Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
Anywhere that will kill them all... *muslims screaming Arabic and slamming on door* "SEND... IT..."
Tonstad39
Tonstad39
Oookaay *thinks: Wait, the war on terror hasn't been a thing in a decade, what's this guy doing* *takes you and your cargo up to the resort in distant earth orbit*
Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
Fine then... I will do it myself... *takes out sword, we all know what happened next*
Tonstad39
Tonstad39
*you are now going up towards the resort in medium earth orbit, where cops are awaiting your arrest*
Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
You'll never take me alive! And by that I mean i'll kill you all... *Starts murdering everyone in sight*
Tonstad39
Tonstad39
*The resort is put on lockdown as belhops and the front desk hid beneath the benches*
Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
Problem solved, now time to fix society... *jumps down to earth*
Tonstad39
Tonstad39
*Earth is 20 thousand miles away from the resort*
Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
*slowly waiting for eternity*
Tonstad39
Tonstad39
*a police shuttle moves toward you without their jets firing, but their lights on*
Vorkaysus
Vorkaysus
"I'll kill you... Move along..."
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