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Ah don't worry, I'm a boy and I can't use any : P, I can hardly speak with my crush let alone use such a thing.

"i'm no weatherman but u can expect a few inches tonight"

That is... very suggestive.

no shit.

I'd get slaves For something on this magnitude.

If you're trying to pick up a dude as a girl, you can use a modified version of that: "I'm no weatherman. Can I expect a few inches tonight?" If you're trying to pick up a girl, look up lesbian pickup lines.

My personal favorites are 1) Are you from Japan? Because I want to get into japanties. 2) You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and dainty, and I'm probably going to bang you on a table later tonight. 3) *this one is so stereotypical but here we go* Hi! I love cats, I'm majoring in Literature at the local college, and my name is WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE SCREAMING LATER TONIGHT.

I like funny ones idk