For a moment I read this as "cereal fantasy" and I was like ??? What is that?
RpNation
AThiefOfSpades
Mike
captain crunch caresses lucky charm's face, as the young leprechaun(????) blushes. "ahoy matey," he says seductively.
AThiefOfSpades
Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.
Mike
Aw, you're welcome. ^w^
AThiefOfSpades
Now I'm just imagining that fucking bird and that wolf being in bed, like, "COOOOOKKKKIIIEEE CRISP"
Mike
Tony Tiger straddles Rabbit, growling beneath his breath as Rabbit whimpers. "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids."
AThiefOfSpades
"I'm not cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! I'm cuckoo for YOU!"
Mike
"I'm gonna Snap, Crackle, and Pop dat ass."
AThiefOfSpades
"Baby, whatever froots 
yoir loops "
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