RpNation

Yo, bro, I found thing for you, to do, if that's cool.
A real cool rp where humanity got messed up by aliens and now we're living in the dark ages. But there's relics to help us get back at the aliens, and i am one of those relics! : D It's real cool, I'll send a link.

Well ok, I'll check it out.

I like it.

That's good. I'll be needing someone to serve as my master so feel free to fit that role. I'll basically be following your every command if you so choose. ; )

Kinky.
I'd rather find you ic first, though, as it seems more fair.

Not like that! XD
You have to find me in the IC, that's the point. I'll be hidden in some ruin, waiting for someone to activate me.

Ooooh yea, then I get to be covered in your sweet, sweet radiation. I'm exited just thinking about it. XD
I'll make a character sometime today. The second megalomaniac iv made this week.

Nah man, we're deep underground in a bunker, there aint no radiation here. I mean, maybe little rust and perhaps some irradiated monsters from the surface have made a home down here, but you should be good otherwise.

On the bright side you can fully customise my character for me by tampering with its personality matrix. But of course, you're too primitive to know about advanced coding, so you'll have to fix the complex voice command module in my head to allow you to do so.

And for that we need to find more relics! >: D

Um, did you read the lore? All relics have radiation linked to slowly degenerate the health of those who activate them, by targeting their blood (which happens because of the blood pact you have to make, also lore).

Oh yeah. I kinda just read that as you lose blood because you have relics. I forgot the radiation technicality. xD But still, it don't matter. We can reinvent anti-rad pills and then you can have me forever! : D