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Oooooooooh~ We foundz a blind cannibal! o:

Hmm? Oh you mean laughing Jack?

Oh wait.. I've already met you.. Hi again, fellow Jack~

Excuse you! I am more than a blind cannibal! I am a blind cannibal who's sexual preference can't even be comprehended!

*SLAMS TABLE*


DAMMIT JACK DO WE NEED TO JACK OFF AGAIN?! I WON LAST TIME BUT DAMMIT DON'T TEST ME BOI!

-hides under blanket- I-I'm s-s-sorry... ;-;

*Sighs*


I'm sorry, Jack.. You know I luffs you~


*HUGS INTENSELY, CRUSHING YOUR BODY [WHICH, MIGHT I SAY, IS MUCH DAMN SHORTER THAN MINE~]*

-cuddles back- I luffs you too~...you just scare me sometimes. (Jokes on you I'm what they call 'fun sized')

*SQUEEZES YOU LIKE A NEIGHBOR'S CAT*


I'm.. Maybe...


..


2Spooky4Uuu~?


..Could you possibly.. BEE scared of me..?


Can you SEE my spookiness- wait~


Look in a mirror if you think I'm scary.. Oh, you can't~?


How do you KNOW you're fun-sized.. Didja look at a height measurement chart- Wait..


 

No, I'm only scared of you when you're mad. Also I don't have eyes for you to pop out if you're trying. And just because you're my favorite doesn't mean you can make fun of my blindness Mr. Laffy Taffy. -ferociously scratches at where your kidneys should be-  

Haha, joke's on you, I have no real organs, only organ-shaped candies~  

-slips hand under mask and into my mouth and pulls out a half eaten kidney- Here! This might fix that. -shoves it in your face-

O_O


Nu, sorry, I'm not a cannibal..

Okay! Eyeless! We need to talk about this waisting kidneys thing! Why is it, you go to all the trouble of stalking your victim, and surgically removing their kidneys (which is a miracle in itself, considering you can't see), and then you don't even finish the fucking kidney! That is just beyond rude, and a major insult to the victim! It's bad enough you took their kidney, but now you don't even have the decency to eat the whole thing! WTF Eyeless!?

I save all of the kidneys I don't eat. I'm not wasteful! And sometimes I replace my victims kidneys with someone elses!


But Jack! Kidneys are essential for your diet!

*reads Eyeless Jack's story*


"I was holding my own half eaten kidney!"


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You just left it there...


*shakes head, disappointed*

-reads your story-


T-T-Tici T-T-Toby. -twitches uncontrollably-