RpNation

OMG FAZY YOURE ALIVE

First, make either coffee or tea; your choice.  Next, sit down and stare at your computer screen without blinking for at least one full minute.  Realize that being productive isn't going to happen and decide to watch cat videos on YT.

Don't be a weeb

No, I'm dead, stop. @Sizniche


Hmmmm how about NOOOOO @spookie spook


I thought you were being serious for a while and I didn't read the full status update, so I read the first sentence and went to make coffee or tea. I came back with the cup and was continuing to read what you had to say, and then I realized it was a giant troll. @Fyuri


s-sorry. not humanely possible. @King of Strong Style

Have someone stand over you and yell at you to be productive. Pressure helps I hear.

That's... that's- 


what


are you trying to kill me 


@Kira Times 

@Fazy Huehuehue, but now you have coffee and/or tea!

But... it's still not working.

I told you, give in the to non-productive laifu.  Become a doldrum!

More than likely.


Of course not. I'm trying to assist you.


(You could also procrastinate till the very last minute. I often get a boost of productivity at these times.)


@Fazy

Okay... @Fazy, I'll leave you be.  

@Fyuri NooooOO


^Listen I tried something like that, and I fell asleep. Doesn't work for me. (insert sad, depressed face)


Anymore ideas?

MY ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE TOMORROW GUYS

I can't help you, I'm not good at being productive either.

wow thanks @Sizniche