This pleases me.
RpNation
Tear-Stained Ice Sage
It should. I baked it just for you with a very particular secret ingredient.
JKai
Do I even want to know what that secret ingredient is?
Tear-Stained Ice Sage
Yes! I baked it using the strongest sleeping sedative I could find(illegally, for your benefit.)
Eat the cookie, and I PROMISE you, sweet dreams await. Forever!
Eat the cookie, and I PROMISE you, sweet dreams await. Forever!
JKai
Awesome! A girl lit my cookie, I needed a break anyway. Bottoms up!
Tear-Stained Ice Sage
W-wait! If you eat that, you won't wake up!!!!
JKai
You knew that would happen when you put that stuff in there....
You could always bake me a non-sedative laced cookie, I'm sure my family would appreciate it.
You could always bake me a non-sedative laced cookie, I'm sure my family would appreciate it.
Shhhh! Nobody can know-It's a secret to all!