"Pay no attention to correct grammar, spelling, capitalization, punctuation, et cetera" That is the worst thing I could possibly write.
I quoted that sentence because those are the most important things in the universe and you said to disregard them. Just a joke..
... What is this "joke" you speak of? What are these sudden convulsions in my chest? What is this sound emanating from my vocal chords? I would like to know.