Woah now, I'm saving every penny for my upcoming Christmas break (and the many Panda Express dinners I will be enjoying when I briefly return to the States from my study abroad). I'm gunna need someone to do this for free.
Hmm, I may have to reach out to other options. Maybe I can just 'conveniently' slip on some ice in town and roll to my eventual death. Or just give myself a concussion.
Look, you want to do it in a controllable environment, and most other methods aren't even reproducible.
I can guarantee a nice passage to the afterlife to evade your college courses, but the absolute minimum I can go for is 2.75. I can do bulk discounts, but you aren't a bulk order. I really would like to go lower, but insane deathtraps are expensive these days, and I need to make a living just like anybody else.