You've never heard of foot in mout syndrome?
RpNation
Windsock
A corked up asshole still gets my boot in it.
CrazyRandomMadness
But that is because a corked up asshole still has room to go deeper. A closed mouth causes less repercussions.
Windsock
Perhaps, but it's not like you don't need to shit with a cork up your ass.
Isnt that a weird fetish?