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I don't make the rules, sir. I just enforce them. Talking about yourself constitutes talking about /b/

But why is NSFW boards not banned?

Because they do not talk about /b/. And banning those boards would be in violation of rule 34, anyway xD

Because that which is NSFW, is safe for the Internet. 

But /b/ is a NSFW board, UNBAN ME.

You do not talk about /b/. You have been double-banned.

But /b/ is an NSFW board, you broke rule 34 rules! TWICE

/b/ is an exception. It is too bats*** insane. You have been triple-banned.

/b/ is still a NSFW board! YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULES OF RULE 34

Refer to rule 11: There are no rules about moderation. Enjoy your fifth ban.

But if there are no rules about moderation I deserve the unbans!

You deserve only what the mods decide what you deserve. Sixth ban.

BUT YOU'RE STILL BREAKING NSFW RULE FROM RULE 34.


YOU ALSO GET BANNED;

Again, there are no rules for moderation. I now ban everyone in existence from The Internet, in revenge for you banning me.

@/b/ board He just invoked Rules 39 & 40. I believe that constitutes a reduce of ban sentences. 

@MedievalMethods Yes sir! You're right!

Nope. I choose to ban everyone, so everyone is now banned.

Then I invoke Rule 7 & 8. No Rules + Anonymous = No Ban 

I believe you mean 9 and 10. 7 and 8 are as follows:


7) No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on The Internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.


8) Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.


With this in mind, rule 8 overrules all of your objections.

But now I summon rule 133769pepe69, which makes everyone unbanned if the person banning was proven corrupt.