RpNation

-giggles- 


I'm ticklish, stop! And hi to you too! I'm totally alive haha. But now a days we all wear our masks and armour, don't we?

Not me nope. Totally naked. Masks are for hardcore play.

Totally naked, but I bet you wear your emotions as a mask or armour sometimes too. I don't think I've met you before though. 

I guess I wear it as a sleeve and as a nametag. We haven't met until just now soldier person. Please don't shoot.

I don't got meh guns right now. Just a waikazashi. Oh, but I do have these.  *makes finger guns*


Pew pew

-falls onto my back, clutching my chest-


My final last words are...that I've always wanted to see a soldier...commit sudoku...

It would be... my honour...


*pulls out pencil and paper*


*starts solving sudoku puzzles*


Please don't die, I'm almost done!

-cough cough- Thank you...now mind handing me that waikazashi? I'd like to perform my own seppuku.

Only if I may be your kaishakunin


*hands tantō*


*readies self with waikazashi, half drawn*

-stops feigning death and stabs you with the tanto, running off into the horizon with my butt exposed-

*takes tantō from my chest, smiling in pain*


Friendship hurts sometimes, yes


*yells after you* We're friends, right?

Anyone willing to inflict bodily harm to my person is a friend to me! #masochism