RpNation

It's cause yur not rich enough

Oh come on! Why did it do that... insert other media thing. ;-; 


I'M TOTALLY RICH ENOUGH!


I HAVE BUGS AND WORMS AND DUST! LOTS OF IT! AND DIRT TOO! I'M A BILLIONAIRE! SO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU-

If you loved me, you would have spiders as well

SPIDERS COUNT AS BUGS. T~T

They are arachnids

Fancy shmanchy names, pfft! If they look like dem bugs, they are dem bugs.Easy enough! I don't know why darlings like you haveta make it so much more confusing.

To avoid loving you darling.


Seeing how you kidnapped my mother and all...

Well, if you had only married me, that wouldn't have been a problem! 

Normally people don't kidnap mothers if they get denied.


I hope you're giving her her daily dose of Oprah

IT'S ONLY FOR VERY SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE THIS IMPOCRACTES. YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER 


FOREVAHHHHH


No. I am not. I'm making her watch "Never Gonna Give You Up" 24/7.

There will never be any love in our marriage. Even if we are married for awhile. I'm gonna kill you in your sleep sometime.


You are a terrible person

We would still be together forever ahahahaha I'd haunt you wherever you went


I'm a great person. Your mother loves them! She screams everytime I tell her.

I'd hire an exorcist to get rid of you and a hypnotist to erase my memory of you

Ohohoho, those exorcists wouldn't be able to do anything, it's for my undying looooove of you.


I'd make you remember somehow. Maybe give you some happy dreams of your mother screaming in fear as Rick Astley comes on the screen. : D

You wouldn't be able to resist the might of the ALL POWERFUL GHOSTBUSTERS!

And then I'd probably end up killing myself

Ghostbusters are lame. 


You aren't though.  :x