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I lie down and cover my blanket, ignoring the eyes. My eyes burn and I think I'm just imagining things.

My eyes are closed and I refuse to open them.

My body is amazing. I never get tired. I only received four hours of sleep and I feel like a fucking energizer bunny

The power of John Cena and Rick Astley have given you energy, Chronos. I am envious. @ChronosCoded

I still do not open my eyes. Whatever it is, get off my bed. @Trust

Look straight at the camera and say, "Plot twist, bitches!" Throwing anything you can get at the camera, thus ending the movie and saving you from the horror that is death. How do you know it's a movie though? Because that shit is movie logic...

PERVERTED KITTIES ARE NOT ALLOWED ON MY-*sneeze* BED.

Say, "Aww fine!" And give the cat food. Because cats are evil, and that's all they care for. (No offense to cat-lovers ofc )

HOW DARE YOU IGNORE AN OBVIOUSLY ALLERGIC PERSON. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE MY EYES WATER AND BURN AND ITCH EVEN MORE NOW

By the power of Lenny I grant Trust INFINITE MEAT BUNS.

You dress up as a cat you become a cat in my eyes.

CHRONOS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. INFINITE MEAT BUNS IN MY ROOM IS A BIG NOOOOO- *drowns in meat buns*

You were supposed to die like six posts ago. Any mention of John Cena or Rick Astley and you get struck by lightning, remember?

Demmit Chronos I thought that would go away- *dies*

The lightning was late! LATE I TELL YOU!

NUUU BAD KITTY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULLLTT