RpNation

Salt Lord

KILL IT WITH FIRE

BIue

*Heavy breathing* O_________O

JokerValentine

All of the ninja turtles are blue except for three of them
I'm-blue-ba-doo-be-ba-du-ba...

Salt Lord

I hate the color blue thanks to that video.

Speaking of which, @BIue 's name isn't even spelled as the color is. It's B - capital i - u - e. So. Muahaha.

JokerValentine

w-what

Salt Lord

>

JokerValentine

But....

Salt Lord

Everything you thought you knew about the world is wrong!

JokerValentine

Everyone I know.... is blue

IM BLUE ba-do-be-da-bo-ba....

I can't stop

Salt Lord

You, my friend, are the scum of all scums

JokerValentine

;-; Positive vibes all around

Salt Lord

SCUM DON'T DESERVE POSITIVE VIBES

JokerValentine

WELL I WILL POUR HOT WATER ON YOU SO THAT YOU DISSOLVE SALT LORD

Salt Lord

All of the salt in the world is what I'm made of, so even if I'm scattered across the Earth, I'm a giant pile of salt. It'll take you more than a lifetime to kill me with hot water. >

JokerValentine

Well guess what? Scum is alive! It grows and feeds off of trash. EVerything you know is scum!

IM SCUM Sa-so-se-sa-so-sa

Salt Lord

*obliterates every planet capable of sustaining life*

JokerValentine

Looks like someone is a bit..... salty

Salt Lord

It's in the name

JokerValentine

You forgot to add the ™ to that phrase.