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Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
If you want some good night time tea, look for some that's made in Canada. Canadian soil can't grow much, but we can grow some of the best sleeping herbs in the world. Most tea made here will aid in the natural production of sleep hormones, and relax you from the inside out. We're also known for being able to produce a large number of deadly nightshades... Kind of goes hand in hand...
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
Wait... I'm confused. Which will give me a longer sleep, Nightshade or Canadian sleeping herbs?
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
Nightshade is poison, so nightshade... But you might not wake up... Unless it's a small dose of Belladonna... In very small doses, Belladonna can relax you to sleep, and even stop seizures, but just a little too much and you're dead... The liquid form can dilate pupils, but causes blindness...
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
Yeah, I want to wake up. Might just have some canadian tea. Send me some? I live in Gallifrey :3
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
Don't know where that is... I live in Quebec...
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
Oh, sorry, doctor who reference XD
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
I really like Doctor Who, but I can't keep names, titles, places, and things like that strait... I'm autistic, and have large gaps in my memory... That's why I re-read RPs.
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
Ah, I absolutely love doctor who... *hides further into the doctor who corner* my freaking bat mitzvah was doctor who themed...
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
OMG! Mine was freaking conservative... But I got drunk at the ceremony, so it was okay... I can actually speak hebrew when I'm drunk as hell...
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
You got drunk??? I didn't get to touch a freaking drop of alcohol. The whole thing sucked, and now I've dedicated the rest of my life to working on my religion theory...
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
My ceremony consisted of drinking a glass of wine, but we kept rehearsing the ceremony over and over again, because I can't speak hebrew worth crap. By the time the actual thing happened I was drunk as hell, but I could speak hebrew!
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
That's amazing. I should have done that XD I had to memorize the hebrew every night for an hour, so I was fine. The wine we had was just grape juice though.
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
My Rabi is my uncle, and he told me, "You have your mother's alcohol tolerance. You'll be fine!" We don't half ass anything in my family...
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
Oh, that's beautiful XD Wish I had a bat mitzvah like yours.
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
It was pretty awesome... My family is mostly messianic Jewish... We celebrate Jewish holidays and such due to our heritage, but our faith is Christian. Heck my oldest brother is a Catholic priest, and my uncle is a Rabi... Hey! So, A Priest and a Rabi was into a family reunion... That would be a word joke...
Kloverdesu
Kloverdesu
I'm stuck with semi-orthodox jews as my family. They're the type of people who don't celebrate the holidays until they end up with a lesbian daughter, at which point they start to do everything about god and religion shit. I don't agree with that because I have a weird complicated religion theory that does involve god(s) and religion, but not one in particular.
Ticci Toby Rogers
Ticci Toby Rogers
Okay, that's not right... My sister is lesbian, and when she came out to her foster parents, they tried to "Pray the Gay Away" and abused her terribly. She's out of there now, but she's anorexic, and it breaks my heart...
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