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OMG. He should be my friend! My dad isn't funny

My dad isn't funny either >_>
He sounds just like you though and I don't want any part of that anymore sorry bud I've lived with it too long

Oh. Does he ever ask you "Why the LONG face sweetie?"

No...? He mocks me for the answers I always give him when he asks me how I'm doing though, and for some reason that's funny to him

Yup. We'd get along juuuust fine.
Did you not pick up that word play?

I just... I hope we never meet
No? You capitalized 'long' but that means like nothing to me so

You said you've lived with your dad's bad jokes too LONG thus meaning you find it negative in some way. I then capitalize on that by saying LONG face which is worn by people who are feeling some sort of negative emotion.

I just... That's kind of a stretch isn't it? I know you can do better than that

I can. It's just that I don't try most of the time.

Oh lord this is you not trying?

A lot of the time the good puns are just bursts of insight that pop up in the correct situation. When I try, I have to try really hard to make them good.

Ohhh that's exactly how my retorts work. They are on point in the heat of the moment, as shown when I decimated Mitch

I was holding to make a reference to how your brain heightens your thinking in 'stressful' situations but I forget how that works XD.

I meant 'going' not 'holding'

Don't worry I got you. It's a secretion of the hypothalamus that releases epinephrine and norepinephrine that activate other hormones that make you more fighty or flighty

Such a smart robot you are .
Nerd.

I'm a biologist I'm allowed to know this sort of stuff for no apparent reason

Ok that's enough of this conversation I think lol.

You just don't like talking to me

I hope you're not being serious about that assumption.
I'm just tired.