RpNation

Yeah but I like fire!

gogojojo331

so you roast me?

Yes! Humans taste delicious! Roast them and cover them in milk!

gogojojo331

milk? why milk?

Because milk! It taste good! *continues to roast you*

gogojojo331

can you not eat me?

...but I'm hungry! Not many people come here!

gogojojo331

I can bake you something!

Ok, what can you bake for me?

gogojojo331

-snaps fingers, and an assortment of sweets appear-

You uncultured swine. I am allergic to all of that!!!

gogojojo331

well, what aren't you allergic to that isn't humans?

Milk and humans are the only thing I can eat.

gogojojo331

so...Can I fetch you milk?

I already have milk! *adds more fire*

gogojojo331

well, I cant make life!

I f you don't want to be eaten, then find another person. *adds salt*

gogojojo331

you are hard to please..

Yeah I know. *adds pepper* all you have to do is find me a better human! Before its too late.

gogojojo331

How do I find one whilst you are roasting me?