Welcome to RPN, episode 2: “Hi. Im an assassin. But dont worry, I dont kill, steal or break/enter! In fact, everyone knows my name and face and willingly open their homes to me because Im just that charming - what am I famous for? Does it matter I just am and if you question me using my co-gm powers I’ll nerf your characters race and make sure mine is the foundation and reason you are even on the map in the first place. Haha, I already did it to the GM anyway and we both know they dont read EVERYTHING anyway! What am I? An assassin of course - No stop bullying me I DONT commit crimes in fact I have THE STRONGEST morale compass AND everyone knows it, im famous for being the Nice Kind Beautiul Assassin after all.”
Hi! Welcome to RPN: “My character is a kind, likable, smart, funny, talented jock that everyone loves. His weakness? He’s too perfect and popular.” “What’s his character arc?” “A girl who doesn’t like him learns to like him.” “But how does he grow and get better?” “Oh he doesn’t.” “What’s his flaw?” “He doesn’t have one.”
I'm surrounded. There's no escape - Only I have knowledge of this dark gathering that's taking place. It's so uniformed, these people, you can't reason with them, you can't bribe em. You just have to pray for the absolute best. I've done all that I can to dissuade this, you must believe me, if this is my last message, then let it be known that - They're coming in 6(00) men strong. Prepare thyselves.
If you do not understand the ending then perhaps the ending was not meant for you. It is an ending, she had her answer and her reason - its lost to me still, but only because I cant claim to be able to twist reality the way Mad people can. (Jormungand fanboys who continue to question splinter arrow bomb and sea vs sky need not apply. Immature reader apologists do not interact.)